Just realized you’ve impregnated your high school girlfriend by accident? We’ve got just the thing to cheer you up! Scallionpancake’s dad hat is embroidered with the finest cotton threads only found by pugs deep in the Amazon. Show your Scallionpancake pride and make your new baby’s mama proud! Interested in a different color hat or embroidery? Send us a message at ceo@scallionpancake.com.