Cool socks make the man (or woman). Get the coolest socks on the block with your super special Scallionpancake pug logo socks. Guaranteed to make all the boys/girls come to the yard.
When you've eaten too much and need to slip into something comfy and stylish, the ghost pug sweatshirt is a must have! Made with a blend of 50% cotton, 50% polyester, and 100% pug kisses, this sweatshirt makes you look like Beyonce and feel like you're snuggling with 100 pugs.
You haven't lived until you've owned a Scallionpancake pug tank. This tank is great for working out, eating, or just plain having fun. Made with a polyester, cotton, and rayon blend, you'll feel like you are in a cloud of pugs when you wear this to your next pug themed party.
Think you're too cool to live in Williamsburg? Well, this shirt is for you. Show that you're part of the Scallionpancake tribe with this 64 bit shirt and make it official: you've been pancaked.
Want to sneak into the hottest new cocktail bar and not be seen? Then the scallionpancake stealth sweatshirt is for you. Made with a blend of 50% cotton, 50% polyester, and 100% pug kisses, this hoodie will make all of your foodie friends uber-jealous.
You remember the Purple Parrots, the Silver Snakes, and the Green Monkeys, but what about Olmec's secret favorite, The Pink Pugs? Legends of the Hidden Temple fans will rejoice to kick back in this pink tee representing the best team that was too intimidating to make it on the show. Made with 50% polyester, 25% cotton, and 25% rayon, this t-shirt will keep you soft and cool when under pressure from the temple guards.
Just realized you’ve impregnated your high school girlfriend by accident? We’ve got just the thing to cheer you up! Scallionpancake’s dad hat is embroidered with the finest cotton threads only found by pugs deep in the Amazon. Show your Scallionpancake pride and make your new baby’s mama proud! Interested in a different color hat or embroidery? Send us a message at firstname.lastname@example.org.