We like to eat...pretty much anything. We'll try any place or almost any food as long as it's not human or a live monkey brain in Cambodia (shoutout to some guy we met who actually did this). Our goal is to eat food and give you our opinion on whether it is good or not.


We'll rank every restaurant on a scale from one to five. A one is a place you shouldn't take your worst enemy and a five is reserved for those places where you might want to take your significant other if you really screwed up something in your relationship and want to make it better.

Michigan Pugs

Like the Michelin Stars, we give Michigan Pugs to really outstanding restaurants. These are places that are already ranked at a five, but deserve a special honor endowed on them that only a true pug can bestow. A restaurant can receive up to three Michigan Pugs.